Twoflower sprang off the bed. The wizard jumped back, wrenching his features into a smile.

"My dear chap, right on time! We'll just have lunch, and then I'm sure you've got a wonderful programme lined up for this afternoon!"
"Er--"
"That's great!"

Rincewind took a deep breath. "Look," he said desperately, "let's eat somewhere else. There's been a bit of a fight down below."
"A tavern brawl? Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Well, you see, I- what?"

"I thought I made myself clear this morning, Rincewind. I want to see genuine Morporkian life- the slave market, the Whore Pits, the Temple of Small Gods, the Beggar's Guild... and a genuine tavern brawl." A faint note of suspicion entered Twoflower's voice. "You do have them, don't you? You know, people swinging on chandeliers, swordfights over the table, the sort of thing Hrun the Barbarian and the Weasel are always getting involved in. You know-- excitement."
The Colour of Magic, by Terry Pratchett

Name: guide
Difficulty: 8
Base level: 5
Base experience: 74
Speed: 12
Base AC: 10
Base MR: 20
Alignment: 0
Frequency: no random generation
Genocidable: No
ATTACKS:
    Projectile as weapon, or if in range, uses melee weapon for 1d6
    Random magic spell with nominal damage of (level/3+1)d6
Weight: 1450
Nutritional value: 400
Size: medium
Resistances: None
Resistances conveyed by eating: None

A guide is humanoid. It is an omnivore.

Twoflower is humanoid. He is an omnivore.